30 DAY PLEASURE RESET
CHALLENGE

SOFTER, SLOWER, SEXIER.

30 DAYS TO SOFTEN, SLOW DOWN AND COME BACK TO WHAT FEELS GOOD

A no pressure path back into your body and bliss.

Let's be for real.
When it comes down to it you want to feel good.

Relaxed. Fully Fed. Well Rested. Magnetic.
A Soft but Feminine FORCE.

This isn't some pipe dream that you only see in the movies
or only get a little taste of when you're on vacation.

It's a way of LIFE.

Because that desire?
It's your most authentic, raw, unfiltered self calling you to come fully ALIVE.

But here's the real truth:
You don’t need to do more.

You need to feel more.

You’re not lazy, unmotivated, or falling behind.
You’re burnt out on living in survival mode.

And honestly?
You’re over being the over-functioning, always-doing, responsible-for-everyone woman.
The masculine mask. The performer. The good girl.
You’ve outgrown her.

You’re craving something deeper.

Softer.
Wilder.
More honest.

You want to be the woman who doesn’t apologize for wanting more.
More pleasure.
More peace.
More presence.
More turn-on.
More of herself.

But right now? You feel kind of… flat.

You’ve been:

Going through the motions and calling it a life
Disconnected from your intuition and not even realizing it
Trying to "relax" but feeling guilty, or worse, anxious when you do
In your head 24/7… overthinking, planning, managing, spiraling
Secretly resentful of how much you carry, but not knowing how to put it down
Holding tension in your body so often it’s your new normal
Feeling numb when you want to feel radiant
Knowing you're meant for more… but unsure how to access it

You’ve tried all the things.

Podcasts. Baths. Vision boards. Hustling for “balance.”
But what you actually need is to stop efforting your way into alignment
and start receiving your way back home to yourself.

And that's where the Club Unhinged
30 Day Pleasure Reset Challenge comes in.

Enter: The Pleasure Reset.

A 30-day no-pressure challenge to microdose your way back to bliss (no drugs necessary)

This is your freaking portal.

A remembering of the woman you are when you’re not in stress response.

A reawakening of your sensuality, your softness, your soul.
And yes boo.. your turn-on.

ENROLL NOW

What it is:

30 days inside our Telegram space (a spicy lil pleasure pod just for us)
Daily audio drops (think: 5-20min somatic riffs + soul reminders to reset you)
Live Zoom sessions for Q+A and coaching (yep, we go there)
Weekly themes that gently guide you deeper (while still being fun AF)
$30 USD (aka a dollar a day for a full nervous system rewire - zing zing)

Weekly Themes:

Week 1: Pleasure & the Body
You can’t think your way to joy and pleasure. We’re going back to sensation, baby.

Week 2: Nourishment
Food. Movement. Energy. What would feel truly good right now?

Week 3: Flirting + Receiving
Flirt with life. Let her flirt back. Open the portal to more.. without guilt.

Week 4: Prosperity & Magnetism
Money, love, abundance.. they’re all attracted to the woman who feels safe in her skin to RECEIVE. Let’s crank your wifi and have you mindblown how easily things start to drop in your lap.

Challenge runs July 1-30th

This is for the woman who:

✨ Knows she’s in her masculine energy too often and wants to lean the fck back*
✨ Craves deeper pleasure, but doesn’t even know where to start
✨ Secretly feels numb or shut down in her body, pussy, or pleasure
✨ Wants to feel sexy for herself again, not for performance
✨ Is done with dense energy and wants her vitality back
✨ Feels like her softness has been on pause and is ready to melt back in
✨ Misses her own radiance and is done apologizing for wanting more
✨Is tired of surviving and ready to feel turned the fck on* by her life

This is NOT for the woman who:

❌ Needs a 67-step morning routine to feel worthy
❌ Is addicted to fixing herself
❌ Isn't willing to slow down and prioritize herself
❌ Wants a quick fix program with pressure and performative healing
❌ Isn’t ready to meet herself in her softness
❌ Doesn't like fun, joy or getting high on life
❌ Wants to keep putting everyone else ahead of herself, her self care and her nourishment
❌ Wants to keep the belief that rest, pleasure and softness need to be earned or only happen when she hustles, grinds and run herself into the ground

The Vibe?

🌸 Relaxed, embodied, ease-forward pleasure.

✨ Sensual, nourishing, unhurried, alive.

🔥 Softness as strategy. Receiving as power. Feminine as fck.*

You don’t need to hustle your way to your next level.

You need to feel safe receiving it.

The money. The love. The ease. The intimacy.
The life.

Let this be your re-entry point.

Your reset.

Your soft revolution.

What's Included In
The 30 Day
Pleasure Reset Challenge

Daily Pleasure Invitations To Slow Down, Follow What Feels Good and Upgrade Your Vitality

Expansive daily exercises and experiments designed to OPEN, EXPAND YOUR CAPACITY TO RECEIVE + LIVE FULLY.
Nervous system regulation to make "pleasure" feel as natural as breathing.
Training delivered DAILY in our private Telegram channel.

LIVE BONUS Transformation Workshops with Kelsey + Christine

BONUS live trainings (legit worth $1000).
Direct downloads from two women who have mastered radical visibility.

Your New Pack of Iconic Baddies

Private community space to explore, expand and build your feeling good, nourished and vibrantly ALIVE muscles.
Surrounded by women COMMITTED to living ALL IN and NOURISHED.
No shrinking. No playing small. PURE, UNFILTERED POWER.

Exclusive Club Unhinged Fast Track

Prioritized application for The Club.
Your first-class ticket to LIVING OUT LOUD + CREATING A LIFE THAT FEELS GOOD TO BE IN.

🔥 $30 for 30 days.

Zero pressure. Full permission. Massive energetic ROI.

We start soon. You in?

30 DAY PLEASURE RESET CHALLENGE

SOFTER, SLOWER, SEXIER.30 DAYS TO SOFTEN, SLOW DOWN AND COME BACK TO WHAT FEELS GOOD